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eggmayomayhem:

Shingeki Noot Kyojin.
i made this at 2am and regret nothing

eggmayomayhem:

Shingeki Noot Kyojin.

i made this at 2am and regret nothing

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posted 5 hours ago85 notes (missnothing-21 source eggmayomayhem)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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posted 5 hours ago152512 notes (pizza source rocketbeagle0)

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posted 10 hours ago6634 notes (aphrodisyseashell source nocoffeeplease)
# lg

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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iwilltearthepetalsoffofyou:

twerkinwhitegirl:

a round of applause for this message

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE I HEARD THAT FUCKING SLUT-SHAMING SONG

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posted 10 hours ago394 notes (joshisafamehooker source welovekanyewest)
# lg

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

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posted 10 hours ago174304 notes (throwtheedgars source wesleysnopes)

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omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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posted 10 hours ago11022 notes (swarnpert source omnbvc)

minionvoice:

anime-official:

minionvoice:

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?
Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

their names areassmcdougaldick piece of shitlarge muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

minionvoice:

anime-official:

minionvoice:

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

their names are
ass
mcdougal
dick piece of shit
large muscle cock

Just Fuck of..

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posted 10 hours ago5278 notes (nyooms source minionvoice)

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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posted 11 hours ago58827 notes (throwtheedgars source danbutt)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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posted 11 hours ago95099 notes (swarnpert source narwhal-noir)

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

image

d ont hurt my childern

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posted 11 hours ago36576 notes (rune-slayer source mamacastiel)

jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

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posted 11 hours ago124979 notes (postllimit source dovga.com)

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